Here’s exactly what she said:
“A long time ago there was a huge, multiversal war. Countless unique timelines battled for supremacy, resulting in the almost total destruction of, well, everything in a single timeline, the Sacred Timeline. Now the time keepers protect and maintain the correct flow of time for everyone and everything. But sometimes people like you stray from the path that the Time Keepers have created. We call these variants. Maybe you started a riot or were just late for work. Whatever it was, by the time you got off your path, a nexus event has been created that, if not controlled, could lead to madness and lead to yet another multiversal war. But don’t worry, to make sure that doesn’t happen, the Time-Keepers created the TVA and all of its incredible staff. The TVA stepped in to fix your mistake and reset the time on its predetermined path. Now that your actions leave you with no place on the timeline, you’ve got to go to court for your wrongdoing. ”
* It is important to note that this introduction includes the words “multiverse” and “insanity” and that the title of an upcoming MCU movie is literal Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness. Do what you want with this information.